Welcome to my first official, relatively permanent web site.Unlike similar sites, this page was created intentionally and is not some sort of joke.While most of the content found below can be described as half-truths, delusions andoutright lies, there is the occasional gem of wisdom to be found. These fleeting momentsof wit have most likely been stolen from other sites.
If so inclined, bookmark this page. The links below are one-way trips. You can returnhere via your browser's back button, using your history list, or by using the aforementioned bookmarks.